Tonight

This is a pic of my car clock. No, I'm not coming home from a party; I'm not banished to the car for some marital reason; and I'm definitely not texting while driving.

I'm the dad, right? So I get to pick up my daughter from a school trip to the White House! Very cool.

Basically, she rode 5 hours over to D.C., stood in the frisk-line to be body cavity searched for another hour and a half, got a 10 min tour of the W.H., and is now riding another five hours (!) back home. Nice.