Health fair today

I'm speaking at this health fair, and have a little table. I feel so home-made, ad hoc, seat-o-the-pants with my table presentation. Ever other table is selling a million things and are clearly pros at this.

I'm just a guy with info and data and a process for living well. Can someone help me put that into a pill? Wouldn't that be great? "Lifestyle", the pill. If you can figure that out, we can sell it to some monster Pharma company, make a gazillion dollars and retire to the Mediterranean where this whole thing started in the first place!!