How to Screw Up Your Diet: 3. Find The Food Condoms
Posted On January 24, 2009
Find the food condoms
Plastic-wrapped food is what you’re seeking. Remember that plastic is all modern, and new. YOU want to modern and new, so let’s get with the program!!
If it’s found in a pre-packaged form, eat it.
If you have no idea how long it has been on a shelf, eat it.
If all of the items in the case look exactly the same, like they are all stamped out of the same food widget mold – go for it.
One more bonus of the Food Condom … those foods will never go bad. Bacteria won’t even eat them!!
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