Resolution Week Reverse Psychology. Failing To Fail.

Every year we try to stick with our NY resolutions, and 80% of us fail by Valentines Day. This year we flip the script.

Over the next week, I’ll give you the Top Ten Tips to totally mess up your diet. If 80% of us try to do this, and FAIL, we’ll finally win!!

(HINT: if you want to skip the whole “reverse psychology” approach, just see what the bullets tell you to do, and do the opposite.)

9. Practice gastro-physics. Remember that if you eat a candy bar you can always annihilate it with diet products.  Diet sodas and Snickers, for example, are dietary matter and anti-matter.  They cancel, so if you have something naughty, just chase it with a Diet Coke and some fat-free cheese “food” product.  

10. Go for the glo. Focus on foods that look like they come from outer space.  Think day-glo pink, and neon orange.  Those nuclear-yellow marshmallow “peeps” are an ideal screw-up-your-diet food.  What’s the reasoning?  The people on this planet are too fat.  Now, have you ever seen a Martian who was overweight?  Bottom line: If you eat food that looks like it was shipped here from Mars, you will be thin like them … albeit a tad orange with a bulbous head. 

Good luck, and best wishes on a miserable failure to adhere to these tips.  

Wishing you a happy, healthy New Year!!